Thursday:A Day in the Life

Wake up at 6:45. Go downstairs to stretch it out. Enjoy a drink of water and bathroom break. 

Eat breakfast. Or at least a few bites of it. Follow human around while she gets ready for work and receive intermittent pets along the way. 

 Get locked in the living room. Make my face look heartbreaking so human will possibly delay her commute for additional pets. Human leaves. 

Presumably I sleep on this couch or watch outside the window for several hours. At some point breakfast is finished. Peeing in the house is never on the agenda as that would be rude.  

OHMYGOD human comes home from work. Enthusiastic greeting followed by immediate outside bathroom break. Lots of pets happen now, possibly some brushing of fur which is the highlight of the day. 

 Dinner is served. The evening brings dozing. One more visit to the backyard before bed.